2-23-2009 Oscars Waylaid By the Flu. Hooray!
Thank you, Bejeezus!
Thank you, Supreme Being, whomever you are, for making me extremely sick with the flu the day before and of the Oscars. I didn't want to go to any silly and completely counter-to-my-entire-being Oscar parties, and I was getting desperate for a credible excuse my spouse would accept. I mean, has anything screamed, "I have no idea what to do with myself so here's an excuse to get drunk) more than an Oscar party? Well, other than blogging, I mean.
Anyway, I haven't completely forgiven you yet for the gut-wrenching heaves I endured (for which you will endure the same when our tables are turned), but I see that you had a plan. Again, thank you. :)




